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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:54 am | |
| Hay Gurl [Mandatory Ironic Greeting Text] | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:57 am | |
| [I wonder who and what a 'hay gurl' is... I have never met one before. Are you sure you don't have the wrong number Julian? Looking to slum it on the farms?] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:05 am | |
| You're the worst. How's your day? | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:10 am | |
| [I am the best and you know it. Hm, a riveting day filled with adventure and excitement in Bookkeeping. Murder anyone fun today?] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:11 am | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:16 am | |
| [fun -noun- 1. enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure. adjective- informal 1. amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable.]
[So was your murdering either one of those?] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:18 am | |
| [Amusing I guess. Have you ever seen Star Wars? | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:26 am | |
| [Probably a few years ago. Why?] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:30 am | |
| [I thought they smelled bad on the outside] [Just picture a 500 pound man with frisky hands] [Now imagine him without most of his abdominal cavity] | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:34 am | |
| [Ewww. Your job sucks worse than mine. Should I heat up the jacuzzi tub for you then? Wash off the blood first.] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:35 am | |
| [Forget anything nasty I have ever said, you are an angel... and um... well, there's no blood on ME...] | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:39 am | |
| [Huh you must be mistaking me for another lover. I've never heard anything nasty about me from your lips. Well as long as there's no blood you are free to come over whenever. The horde misses you a bit, the cats have been pining.] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:42 am | |
| [Wait, you said a Jacuzzi, right?] [That's fun. We could also go out to dinner, if you want. My treat.]
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:52 am | |
| [My bathtub is a Jacuzzi bath, yes. Dinner is fine, I'll get dressed then? Or should I not?] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:59 am | |
| Uhhhh, no. I physically cannot bring myself to tell you to put clothes on. Just have a glass of wine for me, I'll pick up dinner. | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:07 am | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:35 am | |
| After an awkwardly long time to follow up.
Hey... You look really beautiful tonight. | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:05 am | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:07 am | |
| Still on my way there. I just know you do, already. | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:24 am | |
| After a few moments longer than it should be...
[Remind me when you get here to swat you.] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:59 pm | |
| [Careful. I'll swat back~] | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:59 am | |
| [Just because you are being sweet and cute doesn't mean I'm not onto your plot.
I guess its fine to let you just have it once in a while though.] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Sat Feb 21, 2015 7:16 am | |
| [Plot? Why on earth would I need to plot? I already have you in a Jacuzzi]
[That is literally the endgame of any plot] | |
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The ArchKitty
Posts : 13391 Join date : 2013-05-15 Age : 33 Location : Flower Receptacle of Desire
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:11 am | |
| [I'm not even in it yet. Your plot is incomplete at the moment.] | |
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Shnaks
Posts : 3048 Join date : 2013-03-29
| Subject: Re: Julian and Selena Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:31 am | |
| [.....I'll hurry over....] | |
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