Iyuki and Hibiki

Subject: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:26 am

[I have made a grave error, Otouto.]

[I will never be forgiven.]

[Please, take care of Muika in my stead when I have left this horrible world.]

[...Please ask Miyako to take care of Muika.]

[I fear she is better equipped and the similar hair colors may help her adapt better.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:28 am

[....Hah?]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:31 am

[I told Takuya where you live.]

[He is determined to win over Miyako's good affections.]

[I fear she will devour all my sparkles after taking down my brother's.]

[There is nothing left for me in this world.]

[I shall leave you two my Taiyaki and Melonpan recipes. Take good care of her. She likes her hair brushed twice a day and a window she can see the street from while sitting in sunshine makes her happy.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:33 am

[...]

[...I'm locking the doors.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:37 am

[He can not be stopped.]

[Do you wish my cutlery? You seemed fond of my knife before. Mayhaps my pots and pans?]

[I am making my will currently.]

[Please remember to not over feed her taiyaki and melonpan as she will stuff herself into a food coma if allowed.]

[Proper nutrition is key.]

[And healthy meals.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:40 am

[I'll make sure to put her in a food coma.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:41 am

[Otouto please.]

[This is my final, dying request.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:43 am

[And you're asking this of her enemy...]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:46 am

[Otouto please.]

[You are my Otouto.]

[As well that Miyako loves her so much. You could not harm Muika without hurting her.]

[And...

[I will remind Miyako of the Cat hoodie.]

[I am positive she would adore to see it on you once more.]

[She is serving customers right now, but I could offer it to her. Perhaps she would request Nyans~ to go with it?]

[If not I am positive the suggestion would be met with adoration.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:50 am

[You wouldn't fucking dare.]

[I have that damn thing hidden!]

[Plus I'm sure Okura won't like shit happen to you...]

[God damn it.]

[Fuck you.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:55 am

[If I die in some unforeseen sparkle eating accident, I wish to know she will be adored and loved.]

[And allowed into the home where she would be adored and loved.]

[Which is your home.]

[Promise me or else the Cat Hoodie is brought out into the open.]

[I would definitely dare.]

[Nyan~]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:02 am

[The fuck makes you think she'd be loved?]

[Disgusting]

[You're blackmailing me.]

[Fucking Fetish Freelancer if fucking blackmailing me.]

[Why am I related to you?]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:08 am

[Your home holds both Miyako and Regalia, who adore her and love her.]

[They would shower her with the love and adoration she rightly deserves.]

[But they may spoil her too much and food comas may occur.]

[I will ignore such mean and horrific nonsense spouting from you because you are my Otouto.]

[I must forgive you due to this relation and shared blood.]

[If I am a Fucking ****** Freelancer... Then what does that make you for being related to me?]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:11 am

[At at least I don't get a damn hard on during work!]

[One dirty thought about Okura and your dick just starts doing all the talking for you Mr. My Apartment's on Fire!]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:14 am

[How DARE...!]

[...At least I have perfectly normal wishes and desires.]

[Perfectly normal.]

[You are the weird one with your odd lack.]

[I bet Miyako has some too. I shall ask her now and make certain.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:16 am

[At least I have fucking control!]

[How am I weird!? No one is weird for their God damn fetishes or lack there of!!]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:18 am

These replies came after a long silence.

[I am a perfect gentleman with utter control!]

[You are the odd one! Your control is too much!]

[Ah... Miyako...ah...]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:21 am

[You know what, fine! You're right, I trust you have enough control to not fuck Okura senseless if she ever steps foot in the workplace!]

[What the hell is it now!?]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:22 am

[Nothing is wrong. You are right I have that control.]

[Nothing happened.]

[Nothing at al.]

[Do not worry.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:23 am

[Sorry I'm not buying your brand of bullshit today.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:26 am

[Are you two psychic?]

[Do you communicate across space and time?]

[She seemed grumpy at me for some reason and told me outright when I asked.]

[I did not wish to know of your kink filed sex life. I regret everything.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:27 am

[You're the one that asked. You brought this upon yourself, Fetish Freelancer.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:28 am

[WHat happened to reSPECTING HER?!]

[I am NOT THE ONE DOING WEIRD THINGS!]

[WHy did you taiNT OTTER LIKE THIS!?]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:30 am

[You can't convince me you don't do weird shit.]

[I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about anymore, we don't even do anything that weird.]

Subject: Re: Iyuki and Hibiki Mon Mar 30, 2015 4:31 am

[We do not do anything as half as weird as you two. Otouto I am disappointed.]

[I am severely disappointed.]

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